Woo Woo
Posted by Mitch on 23rd February 2016
Have you ever heard of The Law Of Attraction?
You have? It’s brilliant isn’t it?
Part of it is something called Cosmic Ordering.
And yes, Cosmic Ordering is actually a thing. Noel Edmonds is a big fan apparently.
How it works is you think of something you really, really want and then order it in your head.
Then the Cosmos does the rest! It’s that easy!!
I’ve ordered a modest little 4 bedroomed flat in Mayfair and a new iMac.
I thought about cosmically ordering an end to poverty, but I figured I ought to sort myself out first before I go worrying about other people.
Seriously, this spanks Amazon’s arse.